MINNESOTA – Fakesensations

I’m a soldier in the government
and I’m waging war on the hardest front
My license is the flag I wave
My target: those who fall from grace

I’m looking out for every daughter
in Dakota
and Minnesota
I’m trying hard to stop the slaughter
All these lives that are going to waste

I like to see my wife in furs
There’s no life that’s worth more than hers
Except those sons she’s given me –
and I’m sending them to the Caspian Sea

I don’t agree with al Qaeda
who keep their women
masked and hidden
I take my boys to the strip bar
because we live in land of the free

It’s a war that we’re in
And we’re buried in sin
And I won’t lose the fight
To some damn Bill of Rights

If you don’t agree with all that I’m telling you
You’ll be cast into the night

I’m a soldier in the government
and I’m waging war on the hardest front
And if you try to kill your own
I’ll come for you with my rocks and stones

Don’t talk to me about some crisis
in Uganda
in Botswana
Maybe you’re a damn Jihadist
who won’t let me get on with God’s work

It’s a war that we’re in
And we’re buried in sin
And I won’t lose the fight
To some damn Bill of Rights

If you don’t agree with all that I’m telling you
You’ll be cast into the night